shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

aboutagrohl:

moist-grunge:

TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY 

im glad english is my first language because if i had to learn it as a second language id jump off a bridge

gallifrey-feels:

falsecatalyst:

darkhopesandbrightnightmares:

asyourshadowfalls:

thecrazyfilipino:

just saying

wait…they’re not free?

Not in America

Wait, where are they free?

literally everywhere else

urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

  • college: what are you good at?
  • me: procrastination

theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

loveandddrevenge:

amphetaheroin:

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

WHAT

I’m laughing

lulz-time:

Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 

are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell

somehow I’m both